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Kristin Rowan

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Paula and Mr. Meanie Pants

Paula and Mr. Meanie Pants

A fantastical and dark coming-of-age tale featuring an evil mouse and a friendly dinosaur.

2019

Stories

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I Still Don’t Get Why SNL Didn’t Hire Me

Please enjoy the sketches I submitted to SNL back in 2019

Jun 11, 2021

I Still Don’t Get Why SNL Didn’t Hire Me

Jun 11, 2021

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Living in a House that cost $200 as a Teenager

When I was in middle school all three of my parents got laid off. Also in middle school my mom and stepdad bought a fixer-upper mobile…

Dec 9, 2016

Living in a House that cost $200 as a Teenager

Dec 9, 2016

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At the Rate I’m Going I’ll be Making $3338 a Month from Medium by the End of the Year

Finally I’ve got everything figured out.

Mar 4, 2023

At the Rate I’m Going I’ll be Making $3338 a Month from Medium by the End of the Year

Mar 4, 2023

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I Started the Pandemic Married, with a 2yo, and Living in California

Now I’m a divorced, single mom of two living in Oregon.

Mar 8, 2023

I Started the Pandemic Married, with a 2yo, and Living in California

Mar 8, 2023

Moo Deng Was One News Story Too Many For Me

I try to be reasonably responsible and follow the news. Since I get paid to be a comedian it’s also sort of indirectly my job. I should…

Oct 11

Moo Deng Was One News Story Too Many For Me

Oct 11

Dating after Divorce is so Trippy

I got divorced during the pandemic and then for the most part took a break from dating, but I spent a lot of time thinking about what went…

Oct 7

Dating after Divorce is so Trippy

Oct 7

It’s Funny and also True

My favorite kind of joke.

Jun 10

It’s Funny and also True

Jun 10

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Why My Kids Call Me “Bob”

No, it’s not my name.

Jun 7

Why My Kids Call Me “Bob”

Jun 7

Apparently Third-Life Crisis is a Thing

And I seem to be going through it.

Jun 6

Apparently Third-Life Crisis is a Thing

Jun 6

Artists Should be Paid Well, but Money is not the Point of Art

I love that Medium pays its’ writers, but it bugs me that people try to game the system. By using AI or even just choosing what to write…

May 28

Artists Should be Paid Well, but Money is not the Point of Art

May 28

Kristin Rowan

Kristin Rowan

1.93K Followers

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Comedian (https://www.youtube.com/@kristinlrowan), author of Paula and Mr. Meanie Pants, single mom

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