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Paula and Mr. Meanie Pants

Paula and Mr. Meanie Pants

A fantastical and dark coming-of-age tale featuring an evil mouse and a friendly dinosaur.

2019

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I Still Don’t Get Why SNL Didn’t Hire Me

Please enjoy the sketches I submitted to SNL back in 2019

Jun 11, 2021

I Still Don’t Get Why SNL Didn’t Hire Me

Jun 11, 2021

Even Dream Jobs Are Still Work

Drudgery with magical moments sprinkled in.

Feb 14

Even Dream Jobs Are Still Work

Feb 14

How I Got Banned From One of the Most Popular Subreddits

Without even trying to!

Feb 9

How I Got Banned From One of the Most Popular Subreddits

Feb 9

Don’t Get Too Attached to Where You Build Things

I used to love Twitter and really pay attention to how many followers I had on there. Now almost none of my friends are on there.

Feb 6

Don’t Get Too Attached to Where You Build Things

Feb 6

Being an Artist While Having a Regular Life

I’m obviously not super famous, but I’ve been having enough success with comedy that I am somewhat frequently recognized in my own city. I…

Jan 16

Being an Artist While Having a Regular Life

Jan 16

“What Is It Like to Date With Kids?”

Someone asked me a couple months ago what it’s like to date with kids. At the time I was still just freshly back into dating after taking a…

Dec 27, 2024

“What Is It Like to Date With Kids?”

Dec 27, 2024

I Love Watching Children Learn Speech and Language

It was one of my favorite parts of being a preschool teacher and now one of my favorite parts of being a parent. It’s why I considered…

Dec 23, 2024

I Love Watching Children Learn Speech and Language

Dec 23, 2024

The Show That Had the Most Impact on My Standup Act

I’ve been doing standup a long time and in some ways my act has stayed the same the whole time. The jokes themselves change of course, but…

Dec 20, 2024

The Show That Had the Most Impact on My Standup Act

Dec 20, 2024

Babies Do Active Shooter Drills Too

When people want to be dramatic they’ll talk about how even five year olds have to do active shooter drills. The reality is even more…

Dec 15, 2024

Babies Do Active Shooter Drills Too

Dec 15, 2024

Moo Deng Was One News Story Too Many For Me

I try to be reasonably responsible and follow the news. Since I get paid to be a comedian it’s also sort of indirectly my job. I should…

Oct 11, 2024

Moo Deng Was One News Story Too Many For Me

Oct 11, 2024

Kristin Rowan

Kristin Rowan

1.93K Followers

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Comedian (https://www.youtube.com/@kristinlrowan), author of Paula and Mr. Meanie Pants, single mom

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