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Kristin Rowan

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Paula and Mr. Meanie Pants

Paula and Mr. Meanie Pants

A fantastical and dark coming-of-age tale featuring an evil mouse and a friendly dinosaur.

2019

Stories

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I Still Don’t Get Why SNL Didn’t Hire Me

Please enjoy the sketches I submitted to SNL back in 2019

Jun 11, 2021

I Still Don’t Get Why SNL Didn’t Hire Me

Jun 11, 2021

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Living in a House that cost $200 as a Teenager

When I was in middle school all three of my parents got laid off. Also in middle school my mom and stepdad bought a fixer-upper mobile…

Dec 9, 2016

Living in a House that cost $200 as a Teenager

Dec 9, 2016

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At the Rate I’m Going I’ll be Making $3338 a Month from Medium by the End of the Year

Finally I’ve got everything figured out.

Mar 4, 2023

At the Rate I’m Going I’ll be Making $3338 a Month from Medium by the End of the Year

Mar 4, 2023

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I Started the Pandemic Married, with a 2yo, and Living in California

Now I’m a divorced, single mom of two living in Oregon.

Mar 8, 2023

I Started the Pandemic Married, with a 2yo, and Living in California

Mar 8, 2023

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It’s Funny and also True

My favorite kind of joke.

Jun 10

It’s Funny and also True

Jun 10

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Why My Kids Call Me “Bob”

No, it’s not my name.

Jun 7

Why My Kids Call Me “Bob”

Jun 7

Kristin Rowan

Apparently Third-Life Crisis is a Thing

And I seem to be going through it.

Jun 6

Apparently Third-Life Crisis is a Thing

Jun 6

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Artists Should be Paid Well, but Money is not the Point of Art

I love that Medium pays its’ writers, but it bugs me that people try to game the system. By using AI or even just choosing what to write…

May 28

Artists Should be Paid Well, but Money is not the Point of Art

May 28

Kristin Rowan

The Road to Being a Successful Comedian in the Modern Age

You don’t necessarily have to do all the following things, but the more you can do the better.

May 23

The Road to Being a Successful Comedian in the Modern Age

May 23

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Women can Lube Roller Coasters!

The story behind one of my favorite jokes.

Apr 2

Women can Lube Roller Coasters!

Apr 2

Kristin Rowan

Kristin Rowan

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Comedian (https://www.youtube.com/@kristinlrowan), author of Paula and Mr. Meanie Pants, single mom

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