I Can Eat Pop Tarts Even Though I’m Pregnant

I was eating a pop tart in the break room before work when one of my coworkers came in and said, “Ooh, that’s not healthy for baby.” No good morning. Nothing.

If her goal was to get me to eat healthier it didn’t work. All her comment did was make me want to eat pop tarts every morning out of spite.

Even when people tell me to do things that are good ideas I don’t like to do them. I like to do good ideas that I came up with myself. Sometimes I’ll have plans to do a really smart thing but then someone else will tell me to do it…