I Still Don’t Get Why SNL Didn’t Hire Me

Please enjoy the sketches I submitted to SNL back in 2019

Photo by Tim Mossholder: https://www.pexels.com/photo/laugh-neon-light-signage-turned-on-1115680/ As Jeb Bush would say, please laugh.

Commercial: Noseguard Infomercial

Narrator: Chris

Patient: Host (could be anybody)

Mikey: Mikey

Kenan: Kenan

Kate: Kate

Leslie: Leslie

Pete: Pete

Aidy: Aidy

Michael: Michael

Alex: Alex

Kyle: Kyle

Mikey is sitting on a chair by a fireplace in an expensively decorated room like in Beauty and the Beast. He is reading a book. He is holding the book close to his face and when he turns the page it touches his nose.

MIKEY

Argh! My nose! I got a papercut on my nose!

NARRATOR (V.O.)

Has this ever happened to you? Or this?

CUT TO:

Kenan walks into a sliding glass door. He yells and grabs his nose.

NARRATOR (V. O.)

Or this?

CUT TO:

Kate is very sunburned and is building an intricate sand castle at the beach. A seagull attacks her face.