Hate may be too strong a word but it does sort of seem that being a parent means most people don’t like you anymore. They may not say it to your face, but there are little signs or you’ll hear them say it to other people. People who don’t have…

This is going to be so good! So brilliant! I will go viral and become famous overnight. Hmm. Well now I’m stuck. This seems too short. Oh! Because I forgot this part. I have to describe what I’m talking about but not too much so it’s boring or it seems…

I’ve been watching “Amend: The Fight for America” on Netflix and it has been fascinating and inspiring. There were many Supreme Court cases and historical figures that I did not know much about. There are episodes about black people, women, gay people, and immigrants. All are groups that have had…

You probably should not. — I have no expertise or profound knowledge about the stock market. But in case you do want to take advice from a random comedian on the internet, here are my thoughts on what you should be doing with your stock portfolio. BUY Almost anything, though be sure to check my…

I have mixed feelings. Since I started doing comedy about thirteen years ago I’ve noticed that there are more identity themed shows now than when I started. This has happened at the same time there’s been a push for more diversity on show lineups, whether it’s a themed show or…

My toddler’s revolutionary diet — My toddler does not follow traditional nutrition advice, but somehow he still has seemingly unlimited energy, regular bowel movements, and a positive demeanor. If you want all those things too, here is what you should be eating: McDonald’s Specifically a 10-piece McNuggets, a handful of fries and sometimes a cookie…

I’ve been doing standup and improv almost thirteen years now. Before that I was doing theater from the time I was in middle school all through college and that was mostly comedic roles. Just a few months ago I finally decided that I’m funny. Before that it felt like every…

Everyone takes advantage of people with less money than themselves. — People in the top 1% are probably the worst offenders of taking advantage of people, but to me it seems an odd place to draw the line because pretty much everyone who is able takes advantage of people with less money than them. It feels better to blame people richer…

You probably should not. — I have no expertise or profound knowledge about the stock market. But in case you do want to take advice from a random comedian on the internet, here are my thoughts on what you should be doing with your stock portfolio. BUY Tesla(TSLA): It had a big drop in price…